Only Fools And Horses Theme

We've got some half price cracked ice
And miles and miles of carpet tiles
T.V.s deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s
Ball games gold chains whatsnames and at a push
Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush
Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush

No income tax no V.A.T.
No money back no guarantee
Black or white rich or poor
We'll cut prices at a stroke

God bless Hooky Street
Viva Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
C'est magnifique Hooky Street
Magnifique Hooky Street
Hooky Street

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